Metalheads Do Gatekeeping, Too. It Still Sucks.

I saw this on Quora while taking a dump: “How should I deal with a poser metalhead friend? She talks about metal every second just for seeking attention without even knowing the lyrics!”

The submitter had a bit more to say…

I’m a metalhead and when she foundout she asked me to be frnds and i accepted but then i foundout that she is a poser and The only bands she knows are linkin park and bvb and she talks about them every freakin second at school and she made everyone hate metal!

Here’s my answer…

Is she a poser, or is she just starting out? When I first got into metal the only bands I knew were Black Sabbath and the Blue Öyster Cult, and many would argue that the BÖC isn’t metal but hard rock. I caught a lot of shit from kids like you who thought they knew so much.

Unfortunately, metalheads aren’t immune to the tendency toward gatekeeping one finds in too many other fandoms. We even enshrine it in song with lyrics like Manowar’s “wimps and posers, leave the hall!” from “Kings of Metal”.

The older I get, the less patience I have for the gatekeeping some other metalheads do to newbies. When obsessive fans insist that they are the only real fans and that everybody else is a “casual” or a “poser” are permitted to dominate a fandom, that fandom becomes as stagnant as a fish tank left untended too long.

We can be better than this. We must be better this, unless we want heavy metal to suffer the same fate as European baroque and Romantic music: if it becomes the exclusive province of a snobby elite, it will truly die.

Nobody is born a metalhead. No metalhead’s journey is the same. For whatever reason, fewer women than men seem to get into metal on their own. For example, my wife Catherine only knew the bands her younger brother was into, which were mostly mainstream acts like Metallica. Her own taste leaned closer to poppy acts like Savage Garden. I introduced her to Ayreon, Bruce Dickinson, Savatage, Therion, Edguy, Nightwish, and every other band I was into. Whenever I discovered a new band, I’d share it with her. Some she liked, like the Protomen. Others, like Baroness, not so much.

If I had rejected Catherine because she wasn’t a “true metalhead”, I would have missed out on almost twenty years of friendship, romance, and a marriage that’s still going strong. Learn from my example and try to be more patient and open-minded. But if you’re already soured on this girl, you aren’t willing to introduce her to other bands, and don’t care that she’s probably as lonely as you might be then at least have the guts to reject her to her face.

“Does anyone actually use desktop Linux?”

An unnamed user asked Quora: “Does anyone actually use desktop Linux?”. The answer is that I do, or did.

I used desktop GNU/Linux exclusively at home, and would only use Windows at my day job. I used multiple distributions, starting with Red Hat and then SuSE way back in 1998, and then trying every distribution that caught my interest. I’ve still got a copy of Slackware 8.0 on CD-ROM in my box of old software media. I even managed to install Gentoo Linux from stage one on a dialup connection back in 2003 (using a US Robotics Model 5610 internal modem, incidentally). When I got married I had allowed myself less time to tinker because I didn’t want to screw up the relationship, so I switched to Ubuntu when that first came out, and eventually stared using Debian via Crunchbang once Ubuntu abandoned GNOME in favor of Unity. I’ve run Arch. The last distro I used was Solus.

But that doesn’t answer your question; it merely establishes that I’ve been using GNU/Linux long enough that I had to have done something with it. Here’s what I did with desktop GNU/Linux:

  • I ripped CDs to Ogg Vorbis (and now FLAC) using tools like gRIP and abcde.
  • I rocked out to my ripped CDs with XMMS, cmus, MOC (music on console), and Quod Libet.
  • I wrote short stories like “The Milgram Battery” and novels like Without Bloodshed using text editors like Vim and Emacs.
  • I wrote shell scripts and other little programs for my own use, again with Vim or Emacs.
  • I built my own website on Linux, hand-coding HTML and CSS.
  • I surfed the web using Mozilla Firefox.
  • I revised my writing for publication using LibreOffice.
  • I courted my wife for four years (2000-2004) between the northeast US and southeast Australia using AIM protocol with IM clients like Pidgin and email with clients like Sylpheed and Claws Mail (originally sylpheed-claws).
  • I edited photos and made lolcats using the GIMP.
  • I watched videos compressed using open codecs using mplayer and VLC.
  • I played games. Lots of games. Maybe not as many as are available on Windows, but for a couple of years it was enough that I could run Neverwinter Nights. These days there’s a respectable selection on Steam. 🙂

I did it all on used computers like a Lenovo ThinkPad T430s and a ThinkCentre M92p, though I also bought a Pangolin Performance laptop from System76 back in 2012 that still runs just fine. That’s all in the past, because I stopped using GNU/Linux in October 2016. Now I use OpenBSD.

If you’re still reading this, you might wonder why I use Linux at home. I have a few reasons.

  • I was first exposed to Unix in college. Sitting down in front of a Sun Microsystems SPARCstation running SunOS after dealing with PC clones running DOS and Windows 3.1 felt like a huge step upward. It wasn’t big iron, but it was bigger iron than what I could buy at Nobody Beats the Wiz (a defunct electronics chain based in New York where I grew up). When my instructor told me it was possible to run a Unix-style OS on a PC clone, I just had to try it and see for myself.
  • Using desktop Linux was a challenge, and it was also something of an act of defiance — a way to raise my middle finger to big corporations who made the use of computers a requirement for functioning in modern society so that they could turn a profit by filling a “need” that never previously existed.
  • Tinkering with desktop Linux and trying to customize the interface can be a fun way to waste a rainy day.
  • Everything makes sense on Unix. If something breaks, chances are it’s because I did something stupid and I can probably fix it without having to wipe the drive and reinstall the OS.

All of the above also applies to OpenBSD, only more so because OpenBSD can trace its ancestry back to Bell Labs and Unix via BSD.