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This is my blog, named for an old New York Lottery marketing slogan.

25 April 2018

An Open Letter to All Incel Assholes

Twenty years ago I could have been one of you, only I still had my pride. As such, I’m about to lay some harsh truth on you: if you make your inability to get laid the basis of your identity, you deserve to be incel.

12 April 2018

Replace JavaScript? Yeah, right.

Let’s replace JavaScript with something better,” says John Ankarström. “It’ll be easy”, he says.

03 February 2017

I Became a Programmer to Avoid Grunt Work, Dammit

I don’t mind working hard, but I hate doing repetitive, tedious work. Especially when it involves cleaning up after somebody else’s mistakes.